Laugh Lines

Week in Review via nytimes.com

JIMMY KIMMEL

“It was Election Day in America today. … The Republicans … didn’t win the Senate. They did win the House, which means the Democrats lost the House. Big deal. A lot of Americans lost their house.”

GEORGE LOPEZ

“There were so many propositions in California this year, it was confusing. I saw one billboard that said, ‘Vote No on Yes.’ ”

JAY LENO

“I mean, all year long, the Democrats have been telling people to get out the vote. And yesterday, people told the Democrats, ‘We voted, now get out!’ ”

DAVID LETTERMAN

“Republicans are in charge now, ladies and gentlemen. And we all remember how well that worked last time.”

“People are saying that Christine O’Donnell’s career in politics may be over. I think, however, she still has about six months left as a punch line.”

JIMMY FALLON

“A lot of people went on Twitter to complain that the font size used on ballots was too small. … People who got the small fonts were like, ‘I can’t see anyone I want to vote for!’ People who got the regular size fonts were like, ‘I can’t see anyone I want to vote for!’ ”

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